May 2013
81 posts
dansecondchannel:
“What are you doing this weekend?” “What are you doing this summer?” “What are you doing with your life?”
14th2:
aiclan:
afrogay:
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
clubpenguln:
what if waldo doesnt even want to be found leave him alone
me in public
thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
What Naruto has taught me
rpg-bros-and-two-nordics:
thegodofmischiefmanaged:
Even those who act like they don’t care
Can feel pain
Even those with inner demons
Can overcome them
Those who think they’re weak
Can be the strongest of all
It doesn’t matter what you have to overcome
If you keep trying, you’ll be victorious.
And most importantly: never, ever give up on your dreams
m0le:
roses are red violets are blue if i had a brick id throw it at you (◕‿◕✿)
deepwithinthedeadliestdarkness:
turn-it-up-tune-them-out:
artsysauce:
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
Your dad deserves a freaking medal
david-tennant-can-you-not:
nodoubttrout:
99.9% of my sentences start with
oh my god
yeah
no
basically
wait
so yeah
like
you know
oh
um
what
well
but
dude
You forgot
listen here you little shit
In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
tomlinsass:
if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier
best-of-funny:
hightimeslowtides:
emilygt:
dinosaurs-on-wheels:
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
X
fuckyeahtxtposts:
i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
Reblog if you don't care if someone is...
braveststyles:
My followers better all reblog this.
There should be more notes
REBLOG FOLLOWERS.
As long as you’re willing to love, you’re alright in my book <3
i fucking love this.
This is amazing <3
No H8
If you don’t rebolg this:
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
hollybethan:
princess—tveit:
Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.
Me:
guy: periods arent that bad you're overexaggerating
me: i will bleed on everything you love
whtev-r:
OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT
It really frustrates me when I see Fifty Shades of...
nox-the-mockingjay-out-and:
raisingriptide:
This is the BEST post ever
backyardskills:
jaclcfrost:
five months
five months of this year have already gone by
you’ve made it five months of this year
and i’m proud of you
oh god i’ve wasted 5 months
