dansecondchannel: “What are you doing this weekend?” “What are you doing this summer?” “What are you doing with your life?”
14th2: aiclan: afrogay: if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited if great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
clubpenguln: what if waldo doesnt even want to be found leave him alone
me in public
thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello
hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
What Naruto has taught me
rpg-bros-and-two-nordics: thegodofmischiefmanaged: Even those who act like they don’t care Can feel pain Even those with inner demons Can overcome them Those who think they’re weak Can be the strongest of all It doesn’t matter what you have to overcome If you keep trying, you’ll be victorious. And most importantly: never, ever give up on your dreams
m0le: roses are red violets are blue if i had a brick id throw it at you (◕‿◕✿)
deepwithinthedeadliestdarkness: turn-it-up-tune-them-out: artsysauce: sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home Your dad deserves a freaking medal
david-tennant-can-you-not: nodoubttrout: 99.9% of my sentences start with oh my god yeah no basically wait so yeah like you know oh um what well but dude You forgot listen here you little shit
In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
tomlinsass: if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier
best-of-funny: hightimeslowtides: emilygt: dinosaurs-on-wheels: where can I uninstall my period i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years omg X
fuckyeahtxtposts: i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me
Reblog if you don't care if someone is...
braveststyles: My followers better all reblog this. There should be more notes REBLOG FOLLOWERS. As long as you’re willing to love, you’re alright in my book <3 i fucking love this. This is amazing <3 No H8 If you don’t rebolg this:
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach When your teacher is mean but teaches really good When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
hollybethan: princess—tveit: Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real. Me:
guy: periods arent that bad you're overexaggerating
me: i will bleed on everything you love
whtev-r: OKAY IM DOING A SCHOOL PROJECT ON GAY MARRIAGE AND I HAVE TO USE STATISTICS SO REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE AND LIKE IF YOU DONT
It really frustrates me when I see Fifty Shades of...
nox-the-mockingjay-out-and: raisingriptide: This is the BEST post ever
backyardskills: jaclcfrost: five months five months of this year have already gone by you’ve made it five months of this year and i’m proud of you oh god i’ve wasted 5 months